Midnight's Tips for Scoring with Women

[Midnight Blue]

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[Midnight Blue]

If you really love Women, ya gotta show them you're serious.

[Midnight Blue]

They're called My Darkest Days. Not bad for a bunch of local boys from Norwood (east of Peterborough) and a couple of T.O. dudes. And some special guests. Sex is what you make it.

[1argoholic]

I worked with a guy years ago who was from Norwood. We both worked for Landscape Dynamics in Brampton. I actually went and helped them do haying on the family farm. I got to stay in the barn and stack the bails and drink. That's where the beer keg was. I got hammered. This guy had a german shepherd wolf cross. I thought his stories were full of crap until I met the dog. At first he was laying under a truck wagging. As I got close he showed me a beautiful smile allong with a killer growl. Later he was under the same truck munching on a groundhog that he caught. I'll never forget it. I take it Norwood is party central.

I like Courtney Love's music. Edge 102 used to play it all the time. She's sweet when not all drugged out.

[Midnight Blue]

I worked with a guy years ago who was from Norwood. We both worked for Landscape Dynamics in Brampton. I actually went and helped them do haying on the family farm. I got to stay in the barn and stack the bails and drink. That's where the beer keg was. I got hammered. This guy had a german shepherd wolf cross. I thought his stories were full of crap until I met the dog. At first he was laying under a truck wagging. As I got close he showed me a beautiful smile allong with a killer growl. Later he was under the same truck munching on a groundhog that he caught. I'll never forget it. I take it Norwood is party central.

I like Courtney Love's music. Edge 102 used to play it all the time. She's sweet when not all drugged out.

Norwood is a small town through which it takes two minutes to drive through (in rush hour), but all of cottage country is party central, I would imagine. A few folks, a few suds, a few tunes. As I'm sure you know, that's all it takes. I've camped/partied east of Norwood, and to me, I couldn't tell if I was in Algonquin, or in Kapuskasing, or Parry Sound or in Owen Sound. The surroundings are beautiful. The stars fill the sky. The Beer is cold. Go figure.

Cheers !

[Midnight Blue]

Ok, back to scoring with Women.

If you really want to score with Women, your chances might be marginally improved if you can drive a car with a manual transmission; a standard. This will at least suggest to potential Women, that you can at least do some of the things, that James Bond can do. I suggest you take a course, but I will enlighten you with the first two moves.

Step One : Depress clutch.

Step two : Select a gear.

[1argoholic]

I've never driven a standard..oh wait once which turned me off off learning. Years ago I worked for a nursery and they tossed me into a big old army truck which they used in the fields. After dinging a few fine plant speciments I gave up. Never drove a standard again. Yet I've never had issues with finding women to date or marry. haha. You need other skills. haha.

[Midnight Blue]

I've never driven a standard..oh wait once which turned me off off learning. Years ago I worked for a nursery and they tossed me into a big old army truck which they used in the fields. After dinging a few fine plant speciments I gave up. Never drove a standard again. Yet I've never had issues with finding women to date or marry. haha. You need other skills. haha.

Yeah well, duh, one obviously needs other skills.

But driving a standard is just like riding a Yak; 'cept ya got four more gears.

[Midnight Blue]

Ok, more for scoring with Women;

It helps if one at least showers every second day.

Actually, it really helps, if you live in a residence which has shower facilities,

preferably, in your suite.

Women take note of this.


If you don't have a fridge, at least have access to plenty of ice.

This cools hot Chicks down, for long enough to refresh,

in between sessions.


Oh, and poetry ... so they don't get bored.


Phosphorescent wake,


I, have never seen....



Beckons me, in my dreams.

[Midnight Blue]

New Year dawning

We fly free ,


Small thread of magic

Binds you , to me .

[Midnight Blue]

In the Courtyard, of the Queen

Breathes a fire.

Still. Serene.


She discovers, it is hers.


It is magic.

It endures.

[Midnight Blue]

I've posted these before, but I believe they're worthy of a encore.



Dreamy drizzle

Drown her sigh ,


Splash of Bubbly

Down her thigh .


Diamond pearlets

Drip her chest ,


Wine is fine ,

But 'pagne is best .

[KCargosfan]

Midnight Blue you seem you would be like a good guy to party with.

[Midnight Blue]

Midnight Blue you seem you would be like a good guy to party with.

Hi KC ... Yes, I certainly have my moments. And as you undoubtedly know, the trick is, to never lose the fire of your youth!

Cheers !