Advice for the Fords

[Double Dare]

Ford, the crack-monkey is one reason why the Argos didn't win against the Ti Cats.They told the freak-show, loser to stay away from the game, and he didn't. The jack-wad is a disgrace to Toronto and the Argo uniform!
I wish they would have booted his wacked-out lard a@@ down the Rogers Centre aisle stairs from his seat!
Screw Ford!

[Midnight Blue]

Ford, the crack-monkey is one reason why the Argos didn't win against the Ti Cats.They told the freak-show, loser to stay away from the game, and he didn't. The jack-wad is a disgrace to Toronto and the Argo uniform!
I wish they would have booted his wacked-out lard a@@ down the Rogers Centre aisle stairs from his seat!
Screw Ford!

Welcome to the Forum, Double Dare !

I think you'll fit right in, nicely.


Ka' Pla !

[ArgoRavi]

It sounds like more of Ford's dirty laundry will air next week.

[argolio]

It sounds like more of Ford's dirty laundry will air next week.

This story may go on for years.

[AngeloV]

And no, I haven't had a puff yet (weed); but will soon.


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Ahhh...now I get your views on many things....Your addicitons are obviously causing hallucinations. Far out, man!!

[1argoholic]

Ponderous man, like really...really ponderous. You can word it anyway who want to sling the BS political writer dude. Ford and Harper are two huge piles of CRAP. Once again this isn't a slamming of one particular party as I have little use for any them.

[T-Bone]

Is the Mayor back on the sauce?

[ArgoRavi]

Is the Mayor back on the sauce?

It appears as though he has been lying about no longer drinking alcohol but he is saying today that what he does on his own time does not matter. What happens if a city emergency that the mayor has to take care of happens "on his own time" when he is under the influence?

[Argo57]

Is the Mayor back on the sauce?

Maybe steak sauce. Are there any clips of this guy without the black suit that is 2 sizes too small, train wreck!!!!

[ArgoRavi]

Another video has apparently been recorded of Rob Ford smoking something from a pipe this past weekend at his sister's place. There is audio of an apparently inebriated Ford making offensive comments this past Monday. And there is also word of some confrontation between Ford and the illustrious Justin Bieber at some club. But let's not forget that Rob Ford is not perfect just like the rest of us, that he is "real" which is why so many continue to support him and that he has saved the city a billion dollars.

[1argoholic]

He's going into hiding with a bunch of booze. He won't go to rehab. I don't believe that bs for a second. He picks up and bails only because he was caught doing what he's been doing all along. The guy's 400 lbs of BS.

[Double Dare]

Won't have to worry ... he's smoked pork.

[T-Bone]

Could this finally be a breaking point? How can anyone with any moral fiber still support this guy?

Rob Ford: One wild night in March

[1argoholic]

I knew way back when that this swine wouldn't stop. He's the lowest of the low scum in my books and feels untouchable for some reason. He will one day harm somebody badly while driving drunk or stoned or of a combo of both. His whole family is to blame as they are all enablers. This guy should be rotting in jail not hiding out somewhere. I don't believe for a second that he's in rehab. How could anyone believe a word he or his family say.
We'll see where his support goes when he kills some innocent kid while drunk driving.

[argolio]

(one year since the crack scandal broke, and someone wrote a poem to commemorate it)


'Twas the night before Crackmas, and on Windsor Drive,
Rob Ford was post-tripping, just barely alive;
The envelopes were stashed in the bathroom with care,
In hopes that St. Dixonblood soon would be there;

The Bassos were cowering under their beds,
While large men with black batons bashed on their heads;
And Sandro in his Escalade, with Rob's phone on his lap,
Had just threatened Dixon Road out of their crap.

When down in the den there arose such a clatter,
Rob rolled off the couch and emptied his bladder.
Away to the bathroom he couldn't stop trippin',
Yanked open the shitter and threw up jerk chicken.

His eyes -- they were glassy! his demeanor how petty!
His teeth were like gravel, his forehead all sweaty!
His thin little mouth was still speaking too slow,
And the coke up his nose was as white as the snow.

He picked up his pipe, lit a flame underneath,
And the crack smoke encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a distended gut,
That shook, when he laughed like a Jabba the Hutt.

He crawled to his car, quick mouthwash for a rinse,
And away Robbie drove, pounding back Russian Prince.
But I heard him exclaim, as he ran over some bikes,
Happy Crackmas to all, you wops dagos and kikes!

[1argoholic]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now that I'm up off the floor from laughing like hell I must say, the was great. Funniest thing I've read in a long time.

[Double Dare]

Someone get him an Argo jersey and hat ASAP.

The old mayor still has a sweaty XXXL jersey and XXXXL hat kicking around that he could lend him.

[AngeloV]

The old mayor still has a sweaty XXXL jersey and XXXXL hat kicking around that he could lend him.

Pretty sure it still needs to be dusted for finger prints.

[Double Dare]

Pretty sure it still needs to be dusted for finger prints.

... and swabbed for coke residue.

[1argoholic]

Perhaps after that they should clean it and donate the fabric to make a tent for the homeless.