I just wanted to add, that if I was a Rob Ford adviser, I would discourage him from many things.


First, do not itch, or scratch your ass in public.



This is the purvue of the Left .

And they don't want others to be as silly as them .



Don't ever fart. Ever. Nor burp , or especially vomit in public .



Just be yourself , and enjoy your brilliance .


While we realize that fat phukers and midgets/dwarfs should be radically exterminated at birth,

we are prepared to make an exception .



The people of Toronto voted for you , because you deliver .


Don't let us down .