I wasn't implying you didn't get that my post was a joke or that you were replying to me. My main point was, humour is subjective. Also the written word has limitations when it comes to humour. As Double Dare pointed out "It's all in the delivery." but that can be difficult to catch in written form.
I don't known whether to laugh or cry at this point!
TORONTO ARGONAUTS FOOTBALL CLUB
GREY CUP CHAMPIONS: 1914, 1921, 1933, 1937, 1938, 1945, 1946, 1947, 1950, 1952, 1983, 1991, 1996, 1997, 2004, 2012, 2017, 2022
Grey Cup information perhaps?
There was a snippet about the BIG news coming today from the Argos on CP24 this morning. From what I was able to gather, the BIG news is referring to info. about tailgaiting.
I just received the following email from the Argos about tailgating:
"We are thrilled to announce to you that we are bringing tailgating to every home game at BMO Field this year.
We are making the announcement official later today at a media event, but wanted you to hear it from us first.
For every game this year, we will have a tailgate area at Ontario Place with a minimum of 250 parking spots. This has the potential to expand by hundreds of additional parking spots at Ontario Place, and across the street at Exhibition Place, for certain games depending on what other events are happening on the grounds.
In this licensed tailgate area, fans will be able to park their cars, bring their own charcoal and propane BBQs and prepare their own food, purchase ice cold beer for $4 each, play games and socialize with other season seat holders and fans.
Beyond that the experience, atmosphere and traditions are left entirely up to you to create.The parking spots will be sold in full regular season passes at Ontario Place and a half-season passes at Exhibition Place. The pre-season game will be sold separately.
Starting this FRIDAY, JUNE 3 at 10:00am we are pleased to offer our valued season seat holders an exclusive opportunity to purchase parking spots in the tailgate area.Further details on how to purchase parking spots in the tailgate area will be shared via email shortly.
Parking spots will be sold with a $5 premium on normal event parking rates for a total of $30 at Ontario Place and $35 Exhibition Place.
Argos Tailgate 101
- Minimum of 250 parking spots in a licensed area at Ontario Place Lot #1 for every game
- Hundreds of additional parking spots may become available at Ontario Place and Exhibition Place for certain games (depending on other events on site)
- Beer will be sold in the licensed area for $4.00 each
- Other beverages, like coolers, will also be made available
- Fans are not permitted to bring their own alcohol due to provincial liquor regulations
- Propane and charcoal BBQs will be permitted. Propane tanks can be no larger than 20 lbs
- The designated tailgating parking lots will open at least three hours prior to kickoff
- Parking spots will be sold with a $5.00 premium on normal event parking rates - $30 at Ontario Place and $35 Exhibition Place and will need to be purchased in advance as part of a season pass (at Ontario Place) or half-season pass (at Exhibition Place)
- Season seat holders will have the first opportunity to purchase tailgating parking spots
- A limited number of parking spots will be reserved for sale to the general public during the week leading up to the game
- As additional parking spots become available for certain games, season seat holders will have the first opportunity to purchase spots
We will be making a limited number of tailgating parking spots available for the pre-season game against the Hamilton Tiger-Cats on Saturday, June 11. Parking spots for this game will be sold individually and will also be offered exclusive to you, our season seat holders, on Friday, June 3 at 10am.
Exhibition Place Schedule (Half-Season Tailgate Parking Pass)
Thursday, June 23 Hamilton Tiger-Cats (Home Opener)
Monday, July 25 Montreal Alouettes
Sunday, Sept 11 Hamilton Tiger-Cats (Labour Day Rematch)
Monday, Oct 10 Calgary Stampeders (Thanksgiving Monday)
Saturday, Oct 15 Saskatchewan Roughriderss"
We are thrilled to announce to you that we are bringing tailgating to every home game at BMO Field this year.
*
We are making the announcement official later today at a media event, but wanted you to hear it from us first.
*Starting this FRIDAY, JUNE 3 at 10:00am we are pleased to offer our valued season seat holders an exclusive opportunity to purchase parking spots in the tailgate area. Further details on how to purchase parking spots in the tailgate area will be shared via email shortly.
*
The parking spots will be sold in full regular season passes at Ontario Place and a half-season passes at Exhibition Place. The pre-season game will be sold separately.
*
Parking spots will be sold with a $5 premium on normal event parking rates for a total of $30 at Ontario Place and $35 Exhibition Place.
*
Argos Tailgate 101
*
Minimum of 250 parking spots in a licensed area at Ontario Place Lot #1 for every game
Hundreds of additional parking spots may become available at Ontario Place and Exhibition Place for certain games (depending on other events on site)
Beer will be sold in the licensed area for $4.00 each
Other beverages, like coolers, will also be made available
Fans are not permitted to bring their own alcohol due to provincial liquor regulations
Propane and charcoal BBQs will be permitted. Propane tanks can be no larger than 20 lbs
The designated tailgating parking lots will open at least three hours prior to kickoff
Parking spots will be sold with a $5.00 premium on normal event parking rates - $30 at Ontario Place and $35 Exhibition Place and will need to be purchased in advance as part of a season pass (at Ontario Place) or half-season pass (at Exhibition Place)
Season seat holders will have the first opportunity to purchase tailgating parking spots
A limited number of parking spots will be reserved for sale to the general public during the week leading up to the game
As additional parking spots become available for certain games, season seat holders will have the first opportunity to purchase spots
*
We will be making a limited number of tailgating parking spots available for the pre-season game against the Hamilton Tiger-Cats on Saturday, June 11. Parking spots for this game will be sold individually and will also be offered exclusive to you, our season seat holders, on Friday, June 3 at 10am.
*
Exhibition Place Schedule (Half-Season Tailgate Parking Pass)
*
Thursday, June 23 ***** Hamilton Tiger-Cats (Home Opener)
Monday, July 25********* Montreal Alouettes
Sunday, Sept 11********* Hamilton Tiger-Cats (Labour Day Rematch)
Monday, Oct 10********* Calgary Stampeders (Thanksgiving Monday)
Saturday, Oct 15******** Saskatchewan Roughriderss
For every game this year, we will have a tailgate area at Ontario Place with a minimum of 250 parking spots. This has the potential to expand by hundreds of additional parking spots at Ontario Place, and across the street at Exhibition Place, for certain games depending on what other events are happening on the grounds.
*
In this licensed tailgate area, fans will be able to park their cars, bring their own charcoal and propane BBQs and prepare their own food, purchase ice cold beer for $4 each, play games and socialize with other season seat holders and fans.
*
Beyond that the experience, atmosphere and traditions are left entirely up to you to create.
Last edited by Neely2005; 06-01-2016 at 11:47 AM.
Hopefully they have a good selection of beers to choose from!
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