So the not-Eskimos have now lost all seventeen of their games at Commonwealth which is quite the streak since it now extends beyond two complete seasons. But are there any plans to propitiate the great god Nanook? I've not heard of any. Could the Edmonton team elders be too fat and lazy to take the necessary measures?

Well they should get to it. I understand that Nanook likes nubile young nymphets in diaphanous white dresses proffering burnt offerings of Arctic char and wild berries. Surely these items can be gathered from around the environs of Edmonton.