What does a blonde and a sealed beer bottle have it common ?

They're both empty from the neck up.

What does a blonde and a turtle have in commin ?

Once they're on their backs they're screwed.

How do you know if a blonde been using your computer to online shop ?

Her credit card is stuck in the floppy drive.

What is the blondes mating call ?

while yawnin she says "I'm so drunk".