Blind man goes into a bar and starts telling a blonde joke. the barkeep is a woman and tells him:'look buddy, i'm a blonde. my bouncer is a blonde and there's a biker chick sitting over there who's a blonde. you Sure you wanna tell a blonde joke?'
Blind man goes: 'you're right i wouldn't want to have to explain it three times.
why does a blonde wash her hair in a kitchen sink? cuz she's a vegetable.
how do you drown a blonde? throw a mirror in the river.
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