Actually, it is all our own fault (meaning Robbie and I, and other fellow and laddies, Conservatives).


Sure, being Conservatives, we share a heavy responsibility --- having to protect the World from Liberals and Socialists (not to mention, Communists) --- but why can't we have fun on weekends too?


Sure, we set a higher standard, but why does everyone get ticked off when we let our hair down?

As far as I'm con-cerned, the weekends are our own time.

As long as we show up for work on Monday, then what we do in our social life (yes, we have social lives), is nobody's freaking business.

Besides, Robbie, and I, are Football fans. Don't expect us to have the same resilience from stupidity, that, say, a Badminton, or Tiddly-Winks fan, would have.

Charge the net, Sir ! If you take down the whole front row of Titties, then others will step up to take their place.


Ka' Pla !