Midnight's Tips for Scoring with Women

[1argoholic]

I worked with a guy years ago who was from Norwood. We both worked for Landscape Dynamics in Brampton. I actually went and helped them do haying on the family farm. I got to stay in the barn and stack the bails and drink. That's where the beer keg was. I got hammered. This guy had a german shepherd wolf cross. I thought his stories were full of crap until I met the dog. At first he was laying under a truck wagging. As I got close he showed me a beautiful smile allong with a killer growl. Later he was under the same truck munching on a groundhog that he caught. I'll never forget it. I take it Norwood is party central.

I like Courtney Love's music. Edge 102 used to play it all the time. She's sweet when not all drugged out.

[Midnight Blue]

I worked with a guy years ago who was from Norwood. We both worked for Landscape Dynamics in Brampton. I actually went and helped them do haying on the family farm. I got to stay in the barn and stack the bails and drink. That's where the beer keg was. I got hammered. This guy had a german shepherd wolf cross. I thought his stories were full of crap until I met the dog. At first he was laying under a truck wagging. As I got close he showed me a beautiful smile allong with a killer growl. Later he was under the same truck munching on a groundhog that he caught. I'll never forget it. I take it Norwood is party central.

I like Courtney Love's music. Edge 102 used to play it all the time. She's sweet when not all drugged out.

Norwood is a small town through which it takes two minutes to drive through (in rush hour), but all of cottage country is party central, I would imagine. A few folks, a few suds, a few tunes. As I'm sure you know, that's all it takes. I've camped/partied east of Norwood, and to me, I couldn't tell if I was in Algonquin, or in Kapuskasing, or Parry Sound or in Owen Sound. The surroundings are beautiful. The stars fill the sky. The Beer is cold. Go figure.

Cheers !

[Midnight Blue]

Ok, back to scoring with Women.

If you really want to score with Women, your chances might be marginally improved if you can drive a car with a manual transmission; a standard. This will at least suggest to potential Women, that you can at least do some of the things, that James Bond can do. I suggest you take a course, but I will enlighten you with the first two moves.

Step One : Depress clutch.

Step two : Select a gear.