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Midnight Blue
09-19-2012, 09:52 PM
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, it would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the day when we drank together.

So I drinks one for each a me brothers and one for meself." The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there. The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."

The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a light dawns in his eye and he laughs.

"Oh, no. Everyone's fine," He explains, "I just joined the Mormon Church and I had to quit drinking."


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Midnight Blue
09-19-2012, 10:07 PM
A Texan walks into a bar, with a small alligator under his arm. The bartender asks "Can I get you anythang?".

The Texan replies "Yes, I'd like a large beer for myself, and a small Mexican for my alligator."

Midnight Blue
09-19-2012, 10:09 PM
Ok, sorry. But Mexicans are tough. They can take a joke.

1argoholic
09-20-2012, 01:53 AM
hahahaha. You're going to get warned!!!!!!!! I love that Johoho joke. I just e-mailed that to a bunch of friends.

1argoholic
09-20-2012, 02:01 AM
A guy walks into a bar and sits down with this little guy on his shoulder.
He orders a drink and the little guy jumps down and pushes the drink over.
This happens each time he orders until the bartender asks what's with this little dude.
The guy says, I prayed to the lord for a 12 inch dick and this is what he gave me.

Wobbler
09-20-2012, 02:31 AM
I am very difficult to offend and often use profanity, but... have you noticed that this sub-board is "Dedicated to our Friend Garry (Grey Cup Garry): Lets keep this section PG-13"?

Please bear this in mind.

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