Midnight Blue
12-31-2011, 03:43 AM
Step one : You must intimidate them more, than they intimidate you.
This generally works, for all types of relationships.
Step two : You must have a bigger (you know) than your female Tiger. (See step one.)
Step three : Don't discuss the possibility of cubs, at this early stage. She will only think this is a sign of premature weakness and acquiescence, on your behalf.
Step four : Tie Her down, with words. Show your brilliance. Use rope if all else fails.
Step five : Use true Love, as a excuse. Stranger things have happened.
Step six : Use words, such that a natural-born Hamiltonian dude has no clue about.
Such as: Deliriously beautiful, mind-numbingly hot, full-toothy fabulous, feline enchanting.
Actually, Ti-Cat Chicks can only relate to the full-toothiness. At least some of them, anyway.
Step seven : Propose marriage. This is something Hamilton Chicks never expect, due to the fact that they live in Hamilton. Take them by surprise. Or do the Tiger thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe-0RXX5RoI
Cheers !
This generally works, for all types of relationships.
Step two : You must have a bigger (you know) than your female Tiger. (See step one.)
Step three : Don't discuss the possibility of cubs, at this early stage. She will only think this is a sign of premature weakness and acquiescence, on your behalf.
Step four : Tie Her down, with words. Show your brilliance. Use rope if all else fails.
Step five : Use true Love, as a excuse. Stranger things have happened.
Step six : Use words, such that a natural-born Hamiltonian dude has no clue about.
Such as: Deliriously beautiful, mind-numbingly hot, full-toothy fabulous, feline enchanting.
Actually, Ti-Cat Chicks can only relate to the full-toothiness. At least some of them, anyway.
Step seven : Propose marriage. This is something Hamilton Chicks never expect, due to the fact that they live in Hamilton. Take them by surprise. Or do the Tiger thing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe-0RXX5RoI
Cheers !