How to Bench-Press a Camel.
Ok. I've never bench-pressed a camel.
But if I ever was to try, I would imagine that the first step would be to get under the camel, without having the camel kick you in the balls. You could try smooth-talking, or perhaps flooding the camel's water dish with booze (it would have to be PURE ALCOHOL, since camels have an inordinate amount of liquid-carrying capacity).
It is probably best that you first try this stunt with a regular Tabby Cat. This makes total sense.
A Tabby Cat, even if she tried, to kick you in the balls, would probably just come off, as a less-than-delicate, affectionate, tickle.
(To be continued.)