Gainer the Gopher is Illiterate

[Scooter McCray]

Roughriders seek someone who is energetic, keen to dress like rodent

https://www.tsn.ca/cfl/article/roughrid ... ke-rodent/

This admission that Gainer can neither read or write brings about a serious issue regarding the quality of Saskatchewans educational system and their broader treatment of Prairie rodents.

[IssuesMcgee]

Roughriders seek someone who is energetic, keen to dress like rodent

https://www.tsn.ca/cfl/article/roughrid ... ke-rodent/

This admission that Gainer can neither read or write brings about a serious issue regarding the quality of Saskatchewans educational system and their broader treatment of Prairie rodents.

Have you tried teaching a gopher how to read or write? It's damn near impossible. They barely speak English as it is and they never pay attention.

[Scooter McCray]

Roughriders seek someone who is energetic, keen to dress like rodent

https://www.tsn.ca/cfl/article/roughrid ... ke-rodent/

This admission that Gainer can neither read or write brings about a serious issue regarding the quality of Saskatchewans educational system and their broader treatment of Prairie rodents.

Have you tried teaching a gopher how to read or write? It's damn near impossible. They barely speak English as it is and they never pay attention.

Must be able to dance to Herbie Handcocks Rocket which will be Saskies TD song in 2026. Rider Pride. Cant live with it, cant live without it.

[IssuesMcgee]

Roughriders seek someone who is energetic, keen to dress like rodent

https://www.tsn.ca/cfl/article/roughrid ... ke-rodent/

This admission that Gainer can neither read or write brings about a serious issue regarding the quality of Saskatchewans educational system and their broader treatment of Prairie rodents.

Have you tried teaching a gopher how to read or write? It's damn near impossible. They barely speak English as it is and they never pay attention.

Must be able to dance to Herbie Handcocks Rocket which will be Saskies TD song in 2026. Rider Pride. Cant live with it, cant live without it.

A fine song but they won't have too many opportunities to play it in 2026. They are in for a very disappointing season.

[Scooter McCray]

Have you tried teaching a gopher how to read or write? It's damn near impossible. They barely speak English as it is and they never pay attention.

Must be able to dance to Herbie Handcocks Rocket which will be Saskies TD song in 2026. Rider Pride. Cant live with it, cant live without it.

A fine song but they won't have too many opportunities to play it in 2026. They are in for a very disappointing season.

They will need to step it up. They lost alot in free agency, the other West teams are coming for them and let's be honest...a healthy Davis Alexander probably leads the Als to last years Grey Cup.