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Gainer the Gopher is Illiterate
Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2026 4:09 pm
by Scooter McCray
Roughriders seek someone who is energetic, keen to dress like rodent
https://www.tsn.ca/cfl/article/roughrid ... ke-rodent/
This admission that Gainer can neither read or write brings about a serious issue regarding the quality of Saskatchewans educational system and their broader treatment of Prairie rodents.
Re: Gainer the Gopher is Illiterate
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2026 3:53 pm
by IssuesMcgee
Scooter McCray wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 4:09 pm
Roughriders seek someone who is energetic, keen to dress like rodent
https://www.tsn.ca/cfl/article/roughrid ... ke-rodent/
This admission that Gainer can neither read or write brings about a serious issue regarding the quality of Saskatchewans educational system and their broader treatment of Prairie rodents.
Have you tried teaching a gopher how to read or write? It's damn near impossible. They barely speak English as it is and they never pay attention.
Re: Gainer the Gopher is Illiterate
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2026 3:40 pm
by Scooter McCray
IssuesMcgee wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2026 3:53 pm
Scooter McCray wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 4:09 pm
Roughriders seek someone who is energetic, keen to dress like rodent
https://www.tsn.ca/cfl/article/roughrid ... ke-rodent/
This admission that Gainer can neither read or write brings about a serious issue regarding the quality of Saskatchewans educational system and their broader treatment of Prairie rodents.
Have you tried teaching a gopher how to read or write? It's damn near impossible. They barely speak English as it is and they never pay attention.
Must be able to dance to Herbie Handcocks Rocket which will be Saskies TD song in 2026. Rider Pride. Cant live with it, cant live without it.
Re: Gainer the Gopher is Illiterate
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2026 4:00 pm
by IssuesMcgee
Scooter McCray wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2026 3:40 pm
IssuesMcgee wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2026 3:53 pm
Scooter McCray wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 4:09 pm
Roughriders seek someone who is energetic, keen to dress like rodent
https://www.tsn.ca/cfl/article/roughrid ... ke-rodent/
This admission that Gainer can neither read or write brings about a serious issue regarding the quality of Saskatchewans educational system and their broader treatment of Prairie rodents.
Have you tried teaching a gopher how to read or write? It's damn near impossible. They barely speak English as it is and they never pay attention.
Must be able to dance to Herbie Handcocks Rocket which will be Saskies TD song in 2026. Rider Pride. Cant live with it, cant live without it.
A fine song but they won't have too many opportunities to play it in 2026. They are in for a very disappointing season.
Re: Gainer the Gopher is Illiterate
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2026 5:23 pm
by Scooter McCray
IssuesMcgee wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2026 4:00 pm
Scooter McCray wrote: ↑Tue Mar 10, 2026 3:40 pm
IssuesMcgee wrote: ↑Sun Mar 08, 2026 3:53 pm
Have you tried teaching a gopher how to read or write? It's damn near impossible. They barely speak English as it is and they never pay attention.
Must be able to dance to Herbie Handcocks Rocket which will be Saskies TD song in 2026. Rider Pride. Cant live with it, cant live without it.
A fine song but they won't have too many opportunities to play it in 2026. They are in for a very disappointing season.
They will need to step it up. They lost alot in free agency, the other West teams are coming for them and let's be honest...a healthy Davis Alexander probably leads the Als to last years Grey Cup.